lsosceles:

tennis players yell so loud when they hit. like what’s with all the racquet?

  • straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
  • straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
  • straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
  • gay couple: *holds hands in public*
  • straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN
  • bienenkiste:

Ph. Thomas Dikk

    bienenkiste:

    Ph. Thomas Dikk

    mauve-lil-moth:

Breaking news: everyone is dumb
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    mauve-lil-moth:

    Breaking news: everyone is dumb

    piplump:

    Pros and cons of boys:

    • Con: They’re dicks
    • Pro: Their dicks

    Elle Fanning attends the Opening Ceremony SS15 All-Star After Party at 42 West at the Out Hotel on September 7, 2014 in New York City

    telapathetic:

    sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

  • me @ me : chill
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    Untitled 1, Garden - by Mike Perry 

    slaughteroftheweeaboos:

    ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

    tigersdrinktea:

    “Blow minds, not dudes” 

    Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!

    notmargaery:

    *university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

    mindfullyy:

    yoladni:

    did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???

    Hahaha real